13 Things 4 Ur Love

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Adapting to Getting Stamped Flat by Reality

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The Poetic Voice of the Wendy’s Paradigm

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This Is Not Water; Don’t Say It Is

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Literature’s Own Golden Toilet

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Monad Sans Window

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Unlock the Secrets of the Content Pharaohs

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Today’s Cranks, Tomorrow’s Prophets, Day After’s Felons

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A Divine Havana Syndrome

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You May Have Poetry in You – Get Tested

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The Gift of Worthlessness

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Beguiled by the Blather of an Inspired Moron

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Hungry For Coltan

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Get Ahead in Writing and Burn Yourself Alive