Midreads

Learning to write for online:

Develop the traits that will get you noticed by the people who matter.

Become an adept in the art of garnering buzz.

Get your beak wet in an evaporating pool of attention.

Attain eminence in the field of discrete publishing.

Venture into fresh tax shelters where the creative spirit derives its succor.

Bend your creative energies to the diktats of the format.

Meet the audience in its own slum.

Dramatize your cultural serfdom.  

Master the secret rituals that unlock the hidden truths.

Expose your face to the light of day, and feel it peel away.

Find out how to wow the industry's foremost loan sharks with the alacrity of your handshake.

Listen to the loudest proclamations of greatness on the smallest stages.

Conquer a continent of disgrace and deception.

What could be better than to track someone else's degeneration?

These structures weren't built to last so long, and now we get to live in them as they fall down around us.

Viewpoints that no longer matter, presented in loving detail for posterity's scorn.

Feed your children to the slavering beast.